I want a dog.

A cute little doggie that I could take for walks and cuddle and love forever and ever.

But, I live in a studio apartment and can't really afford it right now. Also, it's a lot of responsibility. It's not like a baby. If you throw a puppy in a dumpster, it's probably going to crawl out eventually and then there will be implications. And it could get awkward between you and the doggie. Cause if it's healthy, it could live a while and it might remember the time you tried to throw it away.

And, when I think about it, it would be really inconvenient for me to have to get up in the middle of the night and take it outside to go pee or poop and having to clean up after it would also be really annoying. It's even more work than a boyfriend and I already have one of those.

Sigh.

Maybe what I really want is a Roomba.